10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:
-They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
-This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
-Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!
-I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
-I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
-I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?
-Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
-The coffee machine is broken...
-Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot...