THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE
- Follow them around the house everywhere .
- Moo when they say your name.
- Run into walls .
- Say that wearing clothes is against your religion .
- Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say , good morning sunshine
- Pluck someone's hair out and yell , DNA .
- Wear a sticker that says , I’m a retard .
- Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time .
- In public yell, "No Mom / Dad , I will not make out with you !"
- Do what they actually tell you .
- Jump off the roof , trying to fly .
- Hold their hand and whisper to them , I see dead people .
- At everything they say yell , Liar .
- Try to swim in the floor .
- Tap on their door all night .